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Went to grab scallions from expo and this is what they look like…
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Went to grab scallions from expo and this is what they look like…


Went to grab scallions from expo and this is what they look like…

by mushroomsandcoke

26 Comments

  1. Wiccy

    Chives on my left, pink knives on my right.

    ![gif](giphy|BNpyySRD6Uy0dIQ7kU|downsized)

  2. Virtual-Light-

    That’s what you get when you don’t use a Paris Hilton knife.

  3. Iatemydoggo

    Did a Great Depression era child with Parkinson’s cut these?

  4. instant_ramen_chef

    These green onions were cut with a slotted spoon.

  7. Notorious2again

    Day 1 all over again. Planes flying everywhere. I can still hear the dishies screaming.

    ![gif](giphy|cEOG7nGA7448M)

  8. ColoRADojointz

    Looks like they weren’t ever covered and partially froze, from two/three different batches cut on seperate days.. and dont get me started on the edge of that friggin jagged shank they used to saw that poor vegetation apart.

  9. WaffleHouseGladiator

    Dear gods! On my way most expeditiously, chef.

    ![gif](giphy|Btn42lfKKrOzS)

  11. Forsaken_Quiet5944

    Send the entire goddamn air force holy shit

  18. Spiritual-Leader9985

    Somebody threw those in the dishwasher

  20. nilla_waferss

    I cut my scallions with a rag on a stick

  22. rattalouie

    There’s no fucking way this is real. I refuse to believe someone, anyone on the line would serve these. 

  23. inthesludge_

    I sincerely hope you people aren’t wasting food for karma because this is butchery and it’s not cute

  24. EnkiduTheGreat

    This is what happens when you make servers do expo prep.

  26. Wise_Young_Dragon

    Listen at home I cut mine with scissors and they look better than this